Hydrogen for President | Page 7
Featured characters: Hydrogen, Oxygen
Hydrogen: You’re running for president, Oxygen?!
Hydrogen: Why didn’t you tell me?!
[Hydrogen puts a hand to her forehead in frustration.]
Hydrogen: Now we’re gonna be competing for votes!
Oxygen: It’s okay! Runner-up still gets to be vice-president.
Hydrogen: But I wanna be president! Not vice-president! When have I ever done anything halfway?
[Oxygen points out the (big) difference between his and Hydrogen’s heights.]